Total Medals Earned: 178 (From 38 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,710 Points
Medals Earned: 5/10 (40/115 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
Medals Earned: 6/30 (35/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/16 (15/80 points)
Medals Earned: 6/30 (35/490 points)
Medals Earned: 7/20 (35/190 points)
Medals Earned: 3/50 (15/475 points)
Medals Earned: 5/19 (120/430 points)
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/460 points)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (160/460 points)
I feel so close to you right now, it's a force field.
Cause showing up is half the battle!
Cause every game has one
How did you get here?
Pew
Pew Pew Pew
Pew Pew
You the real MVP!
Beat the demo with 500 HP or more.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get 30 Ankhs
Complete all 30 levels
Get all 90 Ankhs
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
It takes a lick'n...
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the Patriots.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Win the Race.
Get a Kill Combo of 10
Yeah, I didn't spend time and effort on that cutscene or anything.
Get a Kill Combo of 5
Visit SuperFTC.com! It's the site of this game's creator, Daniel Bucci!
Enter the Konami Code during the Race
Get Help. From the Help Menu.
Score 10000 Points in Any Mode
Run for 5000m in Survival
You Get the Picture, Right?
Score 20000 Points in Any Mode
Double the Story Distance in Survival
This One Will Be Fun to Get
Witness the Announcer's side story by bumming around the walls.
Beat the Game on Hard Mode
Score 40000 Points in Any Mode
Good Night and Good Luck
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
But there's something wrong!
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
That's a good way to end a conversation.
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
He has his nose back!
I SAID SORRY!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
I was never good at remembering names.
Aw, poor clown.
IGP is the b055!
He's on channel 1337.
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!
Defeat an enemy carrying a gem
Upgrade a tower to the 3rd rank
Defeat a champion
Defeat a flying enemy in flight
Upgrade a tower to the 5th rank
Get BRILLIANT for a day mission
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 4-6
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 1-3
Defeat an invisible ninja
Collect 100 mana potions
Upgrade any skill to maximum (up to 5th rank)
Scare off 100 enemies
Achieve the rank 10
Defeat 5 enemies with one meteor
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 1-3
Cage 50 enemies in a stasis cage
Get BRILLIANT for a night mission
Defeat an armored Knight
Defeat the High Priest
Defeat the General
Defeat the Archmage
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 10-12
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 7-9
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 13-15
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 16-18
Defeat the Arch Druid
Defeat the King
Upgrade all the skills of a race to maximum
Make 100 mines (poisonous, energy or volcanic) of the enemies
Achieve the rank 20
Collect 10,000 gold picking up coins
Remove the charm from the towers using Terror spell 100 times.
Complete levels 16, 17 or 18 without destroying any Sacred Stones.
Defeat the Barbarian Queen
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 10-12
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 4-6
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 7-9
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 13-15
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 16-18
Seize 50 buildings
Turn 50 enemies into chickens
Defeat 2000 common enemies
Damage 50 enemies with the thunder scroll
Defeat 50 champions
Chop 100 forests
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 19-21
Find treasure chests on levels 19, 20 and 21.
Defeat the 7th boss
Defeat 50 divers while underwater.
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 19-21
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Kill 8 Aliens
Blow up 3 cars
Fully upgrade your pistol
Fully upgrade your shotgun
Fully upgrade your gas mask
Fully upgrade your health
Save 3 survivors
Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Kill 10 crows
Find 1 secret area
Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Shoot out 10 lights
Kill 111 aliens
Blow up 15 cars
Trash 54 trashcans
Save 11 survivors
Find all 18 secret areas
Kill 50 crows
Shoot out 128 lights
Complete all chapters
Unlock tier 2 levels.
Unlock tier 3 levels.
Complete all levels in tier 1.
Complete all levels in tier 2.
Unlock tier 4 levels.
Complete all levels in tier 3.
Complete all levels in tier 4.
